#3235
Guild Chat
[15:08:09] [G] [Serpus]: <GS> heh, my stove hasn't worked in a decade
[15:08:42] [G] [Serpus]: <GS> its a gas stove and I turned off my gas utility in like 2009
Comment: Serpus explaining why he eats shitty pizza with mayo on top
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Guild Chat
[15:08:09] [G] [Serpus]: <GS> heh, my stove hasn't worked in a decade
[15:08:42] [G] [Serpus]: <GS> its a gas stove and I turned off my gas utility in like 2009
Comment: Serpus explaining why he eats shitty pizza with mayo on top
BobSaget Party
[21:24] [P] [Ingurge]: yep i can kill fast with AoE
[21:24] [P] [Ingurge]: but if i take dmg i die
Comment: Pro pubbie Warlock in BRD
[G] [Sneep]: if the REAL mummra is here, talk to me about fuzzy logic ;)
[G] [Realmummra]: If you actually do want to know about Bayesian probability (as close as I'm going to get to fuzzy logic) I can link you pretty much the best resources for learning
[G] [Hodapp]: yup that's mummra
[G] [Hellonewman]: lmfao
[G] [Hellonewman]: all the proof i need
[G] [Zaraza]: not even lvl 20 and I already got 2g. why you losers complainin' about makin' money?
[G] [Videogames]: wait until you buy skills
[G] [Zaraza]: you have to buy skills?! :O
[P] [Hodapp]: kaz let's talk fur suits tomorrow
[P] [Kazinsal]: that's a sentence I hear a bit too often
weezdajuice Guild
[11:38:59] [G] [110:Povraypriest]: wait a minute [Nithramus, the All-Seer] has this always had an activate use control to it? i've never noticed it before
Comment: Povray (Second week of legion)
[G] [Namkaht]: <GSP> my daily workout is just telling myself "get beefy bitch" while i flex and listen to yacht rock radio on sirius
Animalfarm Guild chat
[22:28:01][G] [Microdot]: <GSG> It's all in the lips
[22:28:10][G] [Microdot]: <GSG> He must have weak little bird lips
Comment: In a conversation about needing to drink beer faster so someone won't need beer cozies
Yovo /g
[G] [Alvarius]: usually what happens is i become lucid in a neighborhood
[G] [Alvarius]: and all the doors are unlocked
[G] [Alvarius]: and i just go from house to house looking for a woman who will have sex with me
Comment: Alvarius talks about the power of Dreaming
Phuzzy Trade
[2] [Mayzonday]: <Goon Squad> is an equal opportunity guild that doesn't care about your ilvl or skill! We take fresh 100s to SoO and provide the very finest in BoEs to all members. Please be a devoted Christ-fearing young person PST
[2] [Bloodsimple]: Too bad I can't join the reatrded Goon Squad, since I am an INTELLIGENT old person that knows religion is a bunch of BUNK
[2] [Robbinbear]: you're contradicting yourself.. you said equal opportunity.. and said you need to be a devoted christian.. gj fail.
[2] [Bloodsimple]: I'd rather pluck out my eyes than join the restrds in Goon Squd
Comment: Apparently my recruitment macro doesn't stand up to internet atheists
Phuzzy Trade Chat
[2. Trade] [Knobey]: And there it is asswipe #1
[2. Trade] [Knobey]: dumb fuck award
[2. Trade] [Mayzonday]: KHAN JUMPS OUT AND REPORTS KNOBEY FOR SWEARING
[W:From] [Knobey]: FUCK YOU IDIOT
[W:From] [Knobey]: asdasdasd
[W:From] [Knobey]: asdasdasdasdasdasdasd
[W:From] [Knobey]: asdasdasdasdasdasddsa
[W:From] [Knobey]: asdasdasdasdasdasd
[W:From] [Knobey]: asddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Comment: Reported still working its magic
[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: fail all time....that makes you dumb?...
[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: good answer Consideration.
[I] [Dyslexicdan-Kil'jaeden]: Who taught you English?
[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: did tthey horde good well?hhuh
[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: youre ass.
[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: that fool so fucking,idiots?...
[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: i can berly shoot you..;
[I] [Krakyn]: your thoughts mean a lot
[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: Just being fucked...
[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: die for by talking s h i t?...
[I] [Krakyn]: [I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: that fool so fucking,idiots?...[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: i can berly shoot you..;
[W:From] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: shut the fucked up?noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Siljmonster Guild
[G] [Dolorac]: so Guldan got all the dumb orcs to drink demon blood? I cant believe they fel for that again
Comment: PLEASE
Krakyn
[W:From] [Asouka]: Nice threat, reported
[W:To] [Asouka]: k
[W:From] [Asouka]: Your going to kill me?
[W:To] [Asouka]: i'm very sorry
[W:From] [Asouka]: You should be , but dont apologize to me, apologize to blizzard
[W:From] [Asouka]: They giving a week to 6 month ban
[W:From] [Asouka]: Think about what your saying on general
[W:To] [Asouka]: ...that you have to live with such a crippling mental impairment
[W:From] [Asouka]: Not nice to threaten people
[W:From] [Asouka]: Its okay
[W:From] [Asouka]: When you get banned
[W:From] [Asouka]: For threatning my life
[W:From] [Asouka]: We gonna see whos laughing last asshle
[W:To] [Asouka]: ok, try your luck
[W:From] [Asouka]: Oh I did
[W:From] [Asouka]: Youve been reportedd im writing a ticket as we speak
[W:From] [Asouka]: Wanna see the screen shot?
[W:To] [Asouka]: keep going i'm almost there
Comment: <Goon Squad> will be faction changing in 6.2. Since Blizzard is removing arena, we are going to kill everyone. Without the protection of your "fair" arena, you are all low hanging fruit.
[G] [Orwells-Mal'Ganis]: I don't click on goon links because I know that I will be depressed at my small penis size after viewing.
Ondel Trade / Whisper
[2] [Nerfed]: sometimes I hate warriors because they can carry big ass weapons
[2] [Ondel]: Think of the possibilities of 100kW+ solid-state combat lasers, once fully developed! We can vaporize dirty cussers like Nerfed from space! Won't be long now!
[W] [Endurial]: Dude, 100kW is nothing.
Comment: Thanks for the science tip nerd
Cuwi
[G] [Cinnamon]: I just did '/who gay' and got two blood elves
[G] [Cinnamon]: Working as intended
Krakyn Darkmoon Faire
[Painbow] says: so
[Painbow] says: you're violating the terms of use policy
[Painbow] says: do you want to get suspended or are you going to dismount now?
[Painbow] says: [https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/ingame-and-forum-conduct]
[Painbow] says: You may encounter players that steal resource nodes, lead monsters to new areas, or block access to NPCs or other in-game objects. Our GM team will not intervene in these situations, unless the offending player commits one of the violations listed above.
[Painbow] says: report the guy
[Painbow] says: he's going to get susended
[Painbow] says: AHAHAH that loser tried to stop me?
[Painbow] says: [Darkmoon Ring-Flinger]
[Painbow] says: [Triumphant Turtle Tossing]
W from [Painbow]: dude
W from [Painbow]: you need to stop blocking crap you boring loser
W from [Painbow]: I'll CALL blizzard on the phone if I have to
W from [Painbow]: you think you can do what you want in this game?
[Painbow] says: hey >Krakyn<
[Painbow] says: you're going to get suspended again
[Painbow] says: aren't you?
[Painbow] says: Yeah! You are!
[Painbow] says: You may encounter players that steal resource nodes, lead monsters to new areas, or block access to NPCs or other in-game objects. Our GM team will not intervene in these situations, unless the offending player commits one of the violations listed above.
[Painbow] says: Yeah. It's funny breaking the rules and getting suspended.
[Painbow] says: I just showed you the rules and you think they don't apply to you.
[Painbow] says: That's going to look worse for you when a GM looks at the ticket.
Comment: "Our GM team will not intervene"
Krakyn Guild
G:[Kordakz]: yeah but it looked actually improved the pc at the time just hard a really hard time keeping up with that graphical update
Comment: Psyco
Verossa guild
[20:50:22] [G] [Demowns]: I renamed my dog pet "thatdogyousold" and pointed to it every time I got wojtek
Comment: holy shit
Krakyn Guild
G:[Ondel]: wtf the dummies in your garrison atatck you?
G:[Exephir]: hunter becomes the hunted
G:[Tankatini]: tanking one does
G:[Edgeplay.75]: just the one
G:[Ondel]: rip me
G:[Edgeplay.75]: did it kill you
G:[Ondel]: indeed
G:[Edgeplay.75]: hahah
G:[Gropedrulz]: another one bites the dust
G:[Ondel]: Vivianne's damn blizzard keeps provocking it :(
G:[Edgeplay.75]: so..move away from it
Comment: how i dismiss bodyguard