Goon Squad Quote DB

quote #3235

[15:08:09] [G] [Serpus]: <GS> heh, my stove hasn't worked in a decade

[15:08:42] [G] [Serpus]: <GS> its a gas stove and I turned off my gas utility in like 2009

quote #3232

[21:24] [P] [Ingurge]: yep i can kill fast with AoE 

[21:24] [P] [Ingurge]: but if i take dmg i die

quote #3230

[G] [Sneep]: if the REAL mummra is here, talk to me about fuzzy logic ;) 

[G] [Realmummra]: If you actually do want to know about Bayesian probability (as close as I'm going to get to fuzzy logic) I can link you pretty much the best resources for learning 

[G] [Hodapp]: yup that's mummra 

[G] [Hellonewman]: lmfao 

[G] [Hellonewman]: all the proof i need

quote #3229

[G] [Zaraza]: not even lvl 20 and I already got 2g. why you losers complainin' about makin' money?  

[G] [Videogames]: wait until you buy skills 

[G] [Zaraza]: you have to buy skills?! :O

quote #3228

[P] [Hodapp]: kaz let's talk fur suits tomorrow 

[P] [Kazinsal]: that's a sentence I hear a bit too often

quote #2855

[11:38:59] [G] [110:Povraypriest]: wait a minute  [Nithramus, the All-Seer] has this always had an activate use control to it?  i've never noticed it before

quote #2854

[G] [Namkaht]: <GSP> my daily workout is just telling myself "get beefy bitch" while i flex and listen to yacht rock radio on sirius

quote #2853

[22:28:01][G] [Microdot]: <GSG> It's all in the lips

[22:28:10][G] [Microdot]: <GSG> He must have weak little bird lips

quote #2852

[G] [Alvarius]: usually what happens is i become lucid in a neighborhood

[G] [Alvarius]: and all the doors are unlocked

[G] [Alvarius]: and i just go from house to house looking for a woman who will have sex with me

quote #2842

[2] [Mayzonday]: <Goon Squad> is an equal opportunity guild that doesn't care about your ilvl or skill! We take fresh 100s to SoO and provide the very finest in BoEs to all members. Please be a devoted Christ-fearing young person PST

[2] [Bloodsimple]: Too bad I can't join the reatrded Goon Squad, since I am an INTELLIGENT old person that knows religion is a bunch of BUNK

[2] [Robbinbear]: you're contradicting yourself.. you said equal opportunity.. and said you need to be a devoted christian.. gj fail.

[2] [Bloodsimple]: I'd rather pluck out my eyes than join the restrds in Goon Squd

quote #2837

[G] [Hechicera]: <GSG> beggin strips aren't that bad

quote #2799

quote #2798

[2. Trade] [Knobey]: And there it is asswipe #1

[2. Trade] [Knobey]: dumb fuck award

[2. Trade] [Mayzonday]: KHAN JUMPS OUT AND REPORTS KNOBEY FOR SWEARING



[W:From] [Knobey]: FUCK YOU IDIOT

[W:From] [Knobey]: asdasdasd

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[W:From] [Knobey]: asdasdasdasdasdasd

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quote #2797

[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: fail all time....that makes you dumb?...

[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: good answer Consideration.

[I] [Dyslexicdan-Kil'jaeden]: Who taught you English?

[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: did tthey horde good well?hhuh

[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: youre ass.

[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: that fool so fucking,idiots?...

[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: i can berly shoot you..;

[I] [Krakyn]: your thoughts mean a lot

[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: Just being fucked...

[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: die for by talking s h i t?...

[I] [Krakyn]: [I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: that fool so fucking,idiots?...[I] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: i can berly shoot you..;

[W:From] [Goriallameth-Dalaran]: shut the fucked up?noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

quote #2778

[G] [Dolorac]: so Guldan got all the dumb orcs to drink demon blood? I cant believe they fel for that again

quote #2774

[W:From] [Asouka]: Nice threat, reported 

[W:To] [Asouka]: k

[W:From] [Asouka]: Your going to kill me?

[W:To] [Asouka]: i'm very sorry

[W:From] [Asouka]: You should be , but dont apologize to me, apologize to blizzard

[W:From] [Asouka]: They giving a week to 6 month ban

[W:From] [Asouka]: Think about what your saying on general

[W:To] [Asouka]: ...that you have to live with such a crippling mental impairment

[W:From] [Asouka]: Not nice to threaten people

[W:From] [Asouka]: Its okay

[W:From] [Asouka]: When you get banned

[W:From] [Asouka]: For threatning my life

[W:From] [Asouka]: We gonna see whos laughing last asshle

[W:To] [Asouka]: ok, try your luck

[W:From] [Asouka]: Oh I did

[W:From] [Asouka]: Youve been reportedd im writing a ticket as we speak

[W:From] [Asouka]: Wanna see the screen shot?

[W:To] [Asouka]: keep going i'm almost there

quote #2767

[G] [Orwells-Mal'Ganis]: I don't click on goon links because I know that I will be depressed at my small penis size after viewing.

quote #2765

[2] [Nerfed]: sometimes I hate warriors because they can carry big ass weapons

[2] [Ondel]: Think of the possibilities of 100kW+ solid-state combat lasers, once fully developed! We can vaporize dirty cussers like Nerfed from space! Won't be long now!

[W] [Endurial]: Dude, 100kW is nothing.

quote #2758

quote #2754

[G] [Cinnamon]: I just did '/who gay' and got two blood elves

[G] [Cinnamon]: Working as intended