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#2741

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Krakyn Guild

G:[Kordakz]: yeah but it looked actually improved the pc at the time just hard a really hard time keeping up with that graphical update

Comment: Psyco

#2758

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Truthquark Trade

#3235

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Guild Chat

[15:08:09] [G] [Serpus]: <GS> heh, my stove hasn't worked in a decade
[15:08:42] [G] [Serpus]: <GS> its a gas stove and I turned off my gas utility in like 2009

Comment: Serpus explaining why he eats shitty pizza with mayo on top

#2292

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Plexus

[RW] [Abumis-Dentarg]: OK U DPS DID GOOD LAST TIME BUT MY BUTTFUCKING DICK GOT TO COCKY. I WAS IN THE ZONE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED TAUNT SO IF WE DO WHAT WE DID THIS TIME WE WILL WIN NO MATTER WHAT JUST DONT SCREW UP LIKE THE FIRST COUPL TIMES

Comment: This was the tank, after our third wipe. I guess his buttfucking dick was to cocky.

#2101

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Goldmansack

[R] Pyrrhicdj: can you turn off BAM since this is allgoon?

Comment: BAMMod, the best way to troll goons

#206

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Minrad Trade

#1957

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wovo

[11:31:30] [G] [Wojtek]: filledsock shouldn't you be watching your favorite show right now
[11:32:28] [G] [14:Filledsock]: I don't fucking know but it's really god damn annoying
[11:32:33] [G] [14:Filledsock]: I'm not a fucking brony you faggots

Comment: a bit too much on the defensive i think

#306

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Hedleylamarr Raid Chat

[15:17:42] [R] [80:Iserenityl:2]: hey men , u think i choice to move in lave ? the mobs push me in the fucking lave.. so stop bugging me whit this

Comment: Skyblazer's Sarth 16+0

#2249

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Weetzie Timeless Isle General Chat

20:33 [1. General] [Braceface]: i truly wish every member of goon squad dies a painful death at the hands of those they griefed, begging for forgiveness the whole time, yet knowing that there is no stopping the inevitable.

Comment: We killed everyone on Timeless Isle, and then we killed the servers.

#2754

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Cuwi

[G] [Cinnamon]: I just did '/who gay' and got two blood elves
[G] [Cinnamon]: Working as intended

#2753

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Krakyn Darkmoon Faire

[Painbow] says: so
[Painbow] says: you're violating the terms of use policy
[Painbow] says: do you want to get suspended or are you going to dismount now?
[Painbow] says: [https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/ingame-and-forum-conduct]
[Painbow] says: You may encounter players that steal resource nodes, lead monsters to new areas, or block access to NPCs or other in-game objects. Our GM team will not intervene in these situations, unless the offending player commits one of the violations listed above.
[Painbow] says: report the guy
[Painbow] says: he's going to get susended
[Painbow] says: AHAHAH that loser tried to stop me?
[Painbow] says: [Darkmoon Ring-Flinger]
[Painbow] says: [Triumphant Turtle Tossing]
W from [Painbow]: dude
W from [Painbow]: you need to stop blocking crap you boring loser
W from [Painbow]: I'll CALL blizzard on the phone if I have to
W from [Painbow]: you think you can do what you want in this game?
[Painbow] says: hey >Krakyn<
[Painbow] says: you're going to get suspended again
[Painbow] says: aren't you?
[Painbow] says: Yeah! You are!
[Painbow] says: You may encounter players that steal resource nodes, lead monsters to new areas, or block access to NPCs or other in-game objects. Our GM team will not intervene in these situations, unless the offending player commits one of the violations listed above.
[Painbow] says: Yeah. It's funny breaking the rules and getting suspended.
[Painbow] says: I just showed you the rules and you think they don't apply to you.
[Painbow] says: That's going to look worse for you when a GM looks at the ticket.

Comment: "Our GM team will not intervene"

#104

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#1534

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Bobloblaws party

[21:56:07][P] [Ursiister-Grizzly Hills]: ok duperdurp u r soooo terrible just like shaka pali and >bobloblaws< u r so stuipd and saylah of coarse ur parents pay for ur acount cuz ur like 8

Comment: Loot and scoot after 2nd boss in Stonecore

#246

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Hellsjudge Guild

[R] [80:Urglurk:1]: can I get a summon, I am in org and my hearth is down
[80:Urglurk:1]: Level 80 Troll Mage <Goon Squad> - Orgrimmar
1 player total

Comment: my hearth is down

#153

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chronicula officer

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#298

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Chocolatecak Guild

[11:28] [G] [Chinasaurus]: I haven't showered in ~25 hours but my hair smells really nice
[11:28] [G] [Chinasaurus]: I can't stop rubbing my hair and smelling my hand

Comment: some faggot being a fag

#2109

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Hellsjudge Guild

[G] [90:Toria]: [W From] [Mataharikari]: your guildie wojtek is a real asshole and has wiped our onndasta group 4 times now. I hope you are happy with that kind of behavior in your guild

Comment: mad about dinos

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